Q:I've been following your blog for a while now. I think you're really cute and interesting. I wouldn't mind kissing you and playing video games with you. Maybe even eating some pizza either before or after.
I appreciate it, anon. I’m 99% sure you’re already my girlfriend though. The part I’m hung up on is that my girlfriend isn’t really into pizza and doesn’t really support my addiction to it. So if you’re my girlfriend buy me a pizza and let’s make this happen. If not, again I appreciate it. Enjoy life, eat pizza, play a video game.
P.s. even if this isn’t you, Reed, please buy me a pizza.